Please tell us, how deep we can go?

Alberta Health Services are conducting a survey in order to understand just how deep you will let us go up your anus with a Qtip of reasonable girth and length.

To what depth would you prefer for your first anal swab ?

Just the tip
About half way down the shaft
All the way and just a bit of finger
Wrist deep. Dim the lights nurse, and let's just go for it.

Bend over or die!
A message from Alberta Health Services